Doffing our cap, or wizardy hat, to JK Rowling for a moment or two we thought we might spare a word or two for the Blast-Ended Skrewt. According to the stories, these creatures are the result of a hybrid of a manticore and a fire crab. Okay stay with it, we’ll get round to the science in a moment. The manticore is a legendary creature (think Sphinx for a moment) It has the body of a red lion, a human head with three rows of sharp teeth, and a trumpet-like voice. Maybe it has horns, or perhaps a scorpion tail. A fire crab on the other hand will expel a stream of flame from its posterior. Nice touch. Skrewts (the lovechild of the above) look like shellless lobsters and have no identifiable head. They have a natural mechanism to emit a strong spark from one end (hence their name), and the blast is typically strong enough to move them several inches. The males also sport a stinger at the other end and the females, although missing the stinger, have a sucker for blood on the underside. Now this may all be entirely fictitious but this isn’t the first time that writers have taken their inspiration from the animal world take Doctor Who for example.
So what have we got to offer in return? Well how about Lenny the Lobster? A diver has told how he 'wrestled' a metre-long lobster after it attacked him while he was swimming in the sea near Weymouth in south England. The sea creature, weighing more than 10 bags of sugar, swam towards Chris Hovard snapping its claws. The lobster, who has been named Lemmy, is now at Weymouth's Sea Life Park recovering from its ordeal. HIS ordeal?! What about poor Mr Hovard?
And blasting from the rear end? Bioluminescence is literally a 'cold fire'. Bioluminescent organisms like many lantern fishes emit a bright flash from the caudal (rear) photophores (self-luminous organs complex eye-like structures embedded in the skin).
Hybrids? Well you can’t get stranger than a duck-billed platypus now can you?
However, the natural world is full of weird creatures just asking to pop up in another adventure. How about the psychedelic octopus and the intriguingly named sea squirts (sounds like a 60’s pop group)?