Do you recall last week’s joke? Well some people were watching a little more closely than others. As John Williams of Bishop's Stortford College pointed out
“Great jokes this week but shouldn't the first one read 1 million million microphones = 1 megaphone“
Thanks John and actually we have to agree. Since micro is a millionth of something, a million microphones would actually equal a phone so a million phones would equal a megaphone as would a million million microphones. Oh dear. We must get out more…
Also on the subject, Selwyn van Zeller of the intriguingly-named Maths in a Suitcase/Science in a Suitcase added a few others:-
8 nickels = 2 paradigms
1,000,000,000 piccolos = 1 gigolo
100 rations = 1 C-ration
Enough!
Here’s THIS week’s joke of the week:
The helicopter lost power while flying over a remote Scottish island and was forced to make an emergency landing. Luckily there was a small cottage nearby. The pilot walked over to it and knocked on the door. "Is there a mechanic in the area?" he asked the woman who answered the door.
She scratched her head and thought for a few seconds. "No," she finally said, pointing down the road, "but we do have a McArdle and a McKay."
Is this the worst joke we've ever had? Discuss or send us something funny, please! - Ed.