For all those sick and tired of being tied in to a CD, DVD or book club…
This is an actual letter sent to cancel a music service. The person writing it figured whoever reads these got tired of "please cancel my subscription" over and over again....
February 1, 1995
Dear BMG,
I have not been looking forward to this moment, but I think we both felt it was coming. I've enjoyed the time we've been together, but for the last month or so, the magic has been gone. No, don't cry, it's nothing you've done. It's me. When we first met, and you offered all those CD's for such a small price, I thought my dreams had come true. But now.... oh I don't know, it just isn't the same. It's true you've offered some great deals, 2 for 1, $4.99 unlimited CD's, but it's just a commitment I can't continue.
Wait...there's more. I've been, uh...purchasing CD's from another place. It's a used CD place. I tried not to, but, they were there, easy to get to, I didn't have to wait, hoping there would be a sale ... they were ... reasonably priced.
Don't worry. There are others out there who will love what you have to offer. It's just ... not what's right for me. I hope I haven't led you on, by sending back the cards asking not to send me the special, and yet giving the false impression that I might buy it next time.
Take care, be strong, I will always remember you.
Received from Thomas Ellsworth.
Have a great week!