Jokes!

Jokes!

Bad jokes, good jokes, we love them all.

Q. What's a tornado's favourite game?

A. Twister!

 

Q. Where do chemists put dirty dishes?

A. In the zinc!

 

Electron: Which way are we supposed to circle the nucleus?

Proton: Clockwise.

Electron: Are you sure?

Proton: Of course I am, I'm postive!

 

Q. What do you get when two dinosaurs crash into each other?

A. Tyrannosaurus wrecks!

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Q. What game do Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin play?

A. Astronauts and crosses!

 

Watson: Holmes: "What kind of rock is this?"

Sherlock Holmes: "Why that's sedimentary, my dear Watson."

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