Jokes

Jokes

Bad jokes, good jokes, we love them all!

Did you hear that NASA built a restaurant on the moon? Great food, but the place has got no atmosphere.

 

Who solves mysteries involving electricity?

Sherlock Ohms

 

A termite walks into a bar and says: "Is the bar tender here?

 

What did the receiver say to the radio wave?

Ouch! That megahertz.

 

Why are chemists perfect for solving problems?

Because they have all the solutions.

 

Where does bad light go?

To a prism.

 

Which lion never bites?

A dandelion!

From Jannie Lawn

 

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