What is the chemist's motto?
If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the
precipitate!
What do you call two dinosaurs that have been in an
accident?
Tyrannosaurus wrecks
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?
A one molar solution.
Someone threw sodium chloride at me. I shouted "Hey, that's
a salt!" via TES Science and @amywoo_xx
What did one quantum physicist say when he wanted to fight
another quantum physicist?
Let me atom.
A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if it needs help
with its luggage. "No thanks, I'm travelling light" via TES Science and @IBPhysics
What do astronauts do when they get angry?
Blast off!
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