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Science jokes!

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What is the chemist's motto?

If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate!

 

What do you call two dinosaurs that have been in an accident?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks

via Science Kids NZ

 

What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

A one molar solution.

 

Someone threw sodium chloride at me. I shouted "Hey, that's a salt!" via TES Science and @amywoo_xx


What did one quantum physicist say when he wanted to fight another quantum physicist?

Let me atom.

 

A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if it needs help with its luggage. "No thanks, I'm travelling light" via TES Science and @IBPhysics

 

What do astronauts do when they get angry?

Blast off!

via Science Kids NZ