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North Pole Elf |
Classification:
Kingdom: Magicae (The Magic Kingdom)
Phylum: Imaginares (imaginary creatures) Class: Cutiepieus (non-threatening imaginary creatures) Order: Lilliputus (wee folk) Family: Piximodica (pixies, leprechauns, sprites, and elves) Genus: Elfus (elves) Species: Elfus arcticus (Common North Pole Elf) North Pole Elf masks! How to make them
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Although Elves lie outside of the traditionally recognized five kingdoms of life (because of their imaginary status) this mask has been included as an Elf benefit thanks to the UK's National Elf Service. The elves of the North Pole are world-famous for their toy-making skills, and are especially busy right before the holidays. 98% of all North Pole elves are employees of K. Kringle Industries, L.L.C., the Arctic's Circle's largest manufacturer of toys, although labour disputes have sometimes forced them to seek work as singers and dancers in children's cartoons. Other notable species of elves include Elfus domesticus (the household elf), Elfus sylvanicus (the wood elf), Elfus presleyus (the rockabilly elf), and Elfus tolkeinius (the boring elf). On the Web:
Elves on Wikipedia.
The little guys still cause headaches for modern Icelandic road-builders, apparently... Elf Zapper, an online game by Inbox digital. |
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