Here’s some jokes to make you groan. You might find better ones in your Christmas cracker but we doubt it!
What beats his chest and swings from Christmas cake to Christmas cake?
Tarzipan!
What’s the best thing to put into a Christmas cake?
Your teeth!
What's beautiful, grey and wears glass slippers?
Cinderellephant!
How does Good King Wenceslas like his pizzas?
Deep pan, crisp and even!
What did they sing at the snowman's Christmas party?
Freeze a jolly fellow.
What does Rudolph want for Christmas?
A Pony Sleigh-station