Two weeks ago I was put in charge of the adult Planet Science newsletter. I asked the readers to come up with some jokes. The jokes were the kind that went ‘What do you get when you cross (a something) with (a something)?’ I liked to imagine a scientist in a laboratory trying to cross different animals and plants and coming up with the most hilarious results!
Okay, so adults aren’t as funny as kids, but I thought you might enjoy some of the jokes that were sent in, so here goes:
Q) What do you get when you cross a hen and a science kit?
A) An egg-speriment!
Q) What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with fireworks?
A) Dino-mite!
Q) What do you get when you cross a chicken with a cement mixer
A) A brick-layer!
Q) What do you get if you cross an elk with a cocoa bean?
A) A chocolate mousse
Q) What do you get if you cross a hyena with a crocodile?
A) I don't know, but when he laughs, you'd better join in.
Q) What do you get when you cross a skunk with a bear?
A) Winnie the Pooh!
Q) What do you get when you cross a sheep and a radiator?
A) Central bleeting!
Q) What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep?
A) A woolly jumper.
Q) What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with an elephant?
A) Holes all over Australia.
If you think you can do better than the adults then please send your jokes to Hay-Wire.Clubhouse@nesta.org.uk and the best jokes will be featured in a future issue of Hay-Wire.