Q. What is long and green and holds up stagecoaches?
A. Dick Gherkin
Faith Millward (13) Cowplain
Q. What goes "ha ha bonk"?
A. A man laughing his head off!
Chris Lloyd (11) Shrewsbury
Q. What kind of makeup do ghosts wear?
A. Mas-scare-a.
Charlie Tack Huddersfield
Q. What did the mummy ghost say to the baby ghost?
A. Spook when you are spooken to.
(and the spooky thing about this joke is that the sender left no name or address. Whooooooooo! How did it get here?)
Q. Where do ants live?
A. Antarctica ha ha ha
Steven France (6) Welshpool
Q. What do lemons need if they're hurt?
A. Lemon-aid
David France (8) Welshpool
Thanks everyone! Please keep your jokes coming in we need a good laugh to see us through these cold winter nights! So here’s one of our own:
Q. What do nuclear physicists like for tea?
A. Fission chips.
(Physics? Boring? I think NOT, my friend! Mutter! Mutter!)